President Biden rambles about ice cream and “Good Looking Kids”, Staffer for Rand Paul is stabbed in DC, 40 immigrants die in fire, plus much more.

President Biden claims Republicans want to cut border security funding, regrets of a Trans-Care Specialist, CNN warns against “Digital Blackface”, and much more.

Mayorkas shows up to El Paso and decides to not talk to anyone, transparency apparently means fascism to AOC, and the Friday Five!

Does the Chinese government have access to American TikTok data? Gay rights activists are spending money to Florida to protest? Do you wash your hands?

China flaunts its “deepening ties” with Russia, DeSantis says he can beat Biden in a presidential race, and the top words we can’t spell.

Janet Yellen may be selling the current banking issues short, horses are being held over the supposed, incoming Donald Trump indictment, and the best day of the week to be off from work.

The Biden family is loving the potential Trump indictment chatter, one of USA Today’s Women of the Year is a dude, and van Camp shares the joys of parenthood.

Janet Yellen gets called out for lying, Mark Milley says “incidents happen”, and the Friday Five!

The feds release video of a Russian jet harassing an American military drone, Democrats and the 2024 presidential election, and YOUR PANTRY IS RACIST!!

Another rough day on Wall Street, a teacher assigns students to share sexual fantasies, and annoying advice!