New Orleans Police Chief says ‘no security failure,’ just a creative reimagining of public safety.

Allstate CEO Tom Wilson drops a statement so tone-deaf it might sponsor the next Sugar Bowl halftime show.

Biden addresses the attack in New Orleans… well, sort of.

Before you pack your bags for Christmas, let MVCR gift-wrap the real news you need to know.

Joe Biden just told a story about a buffet, and we’re not sure if it’s a metaphor for America or just… really weird.

Georgia Court of Appeals Removes Fani Willis from Trump Case!

Joe Biden assures us there’s “nothing nefarious about drones.” Meanwhile, we’re over here wondering if that’s what they want us to think… Tune in to MVCR for the satire you didn’t know you needed. We’re not saying we’ve got the answers, but we’re definitely asking the wrong questions.

Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter are reportedly shedding tears because ABC paid Trump. Meanwhile, MVCR is over here delivering the truth for FREE. Tune in now — we accept laughs, not bribes.

BREAKING NEWS: The drones are coming… and they’re bringing chaos!

Oregon UFOs, Jersey Drones… ALIEN INVASION CONFIRMED?