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Trump’s Economy Wasn’t a Fluke (But Nice Try, White House)

EVERYONE was wrong about Trump’s economic policy.
(Well, everyone except us, of course

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DEMOCRAT CONFUSED AT HOME DEPOT!

Rep. Hank Johnson says he’s not Latino—unless he’s shopping for plywood.

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Equality or Insanity?

California Dems just voted to protect “diversity in danger” — by keeping male sex offenders in women’s prisons.

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When Stephen Miller Snaps

Stephen Miller went full scorched earth on a reporter over illegal immigration — and lucky for you, we’ve got the audio.

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Wall Street Meets the Womb

Over $325,000 was bet on the world’s first sperm race — because apparently, late-stage capitalism wasn’t weird enough.

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When David’s Away… Chaos Plays

David’s out… so the crew took over the studio.
It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s MVCR.
We did the Friday Five and things got weird

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Home Depot or Homeland? Southside’s New Border Crisis

Migrants spotted taking over the Southside Chicago Home Depot. Local squirrels say it’s never been safer.

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Musk Takes a Coffee Break from Running America

Elon Musk to partially unplug from the Trump admin’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) — says he needs more time to build cars, not bureaucracies.

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JD Vance Signs the Beat Treaty (Kinda)

JD Vance just confirmed the U.S. and India are officially talking about talking.

Meanwhile on MVCR, we skip the bureaucracy and get straight to the good stuff.

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Divine call or just bad luck?