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Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 2, 2022

MVC&R have been watching the economy go crazy, and NBC’s Sam Brock is saying the economy “is a bit crazy”. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits his office could have done a better job explaining their Ministry of Truth rollout, while CNN’s David Zurawik believes Elon Musk is dangerous, and is opening the gates of Hell. A guy repeatedly blamed his farts on the dog, and it cost his wife thousands in veterinarian bills. Brian Stelter claims the Ministry of Truth is “just a Fox story”, and Duran Duran topped the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s fan vote ballot. Snapchat is selling a $230 drone that takes selfies, and Bill Murray wants to learn from his mistakes after inadvertently crossing a line. Public school enrollment is down, and the FBI’s warrantless searches of Americans’ data more than doubled from 2020 to 2021.