Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 3, 2021
MVC&R are not laughing at the thought of COVID-19 being a bioweapon, but Dr. Anthony Fauci chuckles while denying that theory’s viability. Dr. Fauci says people who doubt him just don’t understand him, while his book was scrubbed from the internet, but the publisher claims it was “prematurely posted for pre-sale.” Vanity Fair points out it seems many in our government helped cover up COVID’s origins, and a top cybersecurity official warns of future ransomware attacks. The NIH director doesn’t think we should be concerned with who financed what in the Wuhan lab, and the Kentucky Derby winner failed a second drug test. There’s not much certainty as to why AOC hates her grandmother, and Prince may have stolen a classic move from David Lee Roth. The lady who lived in a storm drain in Florida is found living in a storm drain in Texas, and there is an overwhelming amount of excitement for Beto O’Rourke’s gubernatorial run. The NFL was giving lower payments to CTE victims who were black, and Ricky Martin has PTSD.