The Boys are following the science and watching the numbers go down in Texas, but Dr. Anthony Fauci thinks that may be because they’re doing things outside. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis offers a brutal beatdown of 60 Minutes, while President Biden is “moving” the vaccine eligibility date to April 19th. Major League Baseball moved the All-Star game out of Georgia, because of their voter ID requirement, and moved it to Denver, where they require ID to vote. RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel is wondering why Vice President Kamala Harris is M.I.A. on the border crisis, while Jen Psaki features the Easter Bunny at a press conference when asked about the Georgia lies. Two illegal immigrants from Yemen were arrested by Border Patrol agents, and they are on the FBI’s terror watch list. ESPN and Paul Pierce are parting ways after Pierce’s Instagram Live post with strippers, and it seems the U.S. basically paid to have this pandemic.